Smart Quotes · Page 67

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

— Sarah Silverman

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

— James Brown

Mumbai is the kind of place where you learn how to be street smart... unless you're way too overprotected.

— Prateik Babbar

Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book.

— Jami Attenberg

For being book smart, I thought he (A. Barlett Giamatti) had a lot of street smarts, which is tough to find sometimes.

— Whitey Herzog

Culture is a simplification and a lie. It's the currency by which fools navigate the world. Smart people get beyond it.

— Terence McKenna

If we wait for conditions to go from good to perfect, we'll just be waiting, waiting, waiting.

— Bill Simon

Investing in women is smart economics, and investing in girls, catching them upstream, is even smarter economics.

— Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh.…

— Michael Patrick King

A smart machine will first consider which is more worth its while: to perform the given task or, instead, to figure some…

— Stanislaw Lem

There's so many confusing messages that you're being sent about being pretty but not too pretty, smart but not too smart, ambitious…

— Rachel Bloom

The nice thing about Squirrel Girl is that she's smart, and she looks for situations that don't necessarily involve punching people all…

— Ryan North

The smart guy will outsmart himself. The lucky guy will run out of luck. The money guy will never have the desire.…

— Bill Smith

All of my life I've been met with shock and disbelief if I've ever come out with anything remotely smart, as if…

— Stacey Solomon

Scoring comes from being able to preserve what you've got and play your smart shots when you need to play them and…

— Jack Nicklaus

Essentially, we humans live well enough and long enough, and are smart enough, to generate all sorts of stressful events purely in…

— Robert M. Sapolsky

“How do you think we smart we realy are? If the whole world, economic, and everything around us, is based on one…

— VicDo

I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US…

— Jim Goad

I got lucky. To be frank, I was surrounded by white teachers who never did the whole, 'You're never going to amount…

— Mike Colter

Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of 'N Sync we'd want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer…

— Mindy Kaling

Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep…

— Ken Kesey

Our present culture may be largely shaped by this strange idea of isolating children's thought from adult thought. Perhaps the way our…

— Marvin Minsky

I may be biased, but I tend to find a much lower tendency among female programmers to be dishonest about their skills,…

— Erik Naggum

“I’m smart in some ways- pretty good vocabulary, solid at math – but I am definitely the stupidest smart person there is……

— Jesse Andrews

To be smart, spend carefully. To be wise, save regularly. To be genius, give extravagantly.

— Chip Ingram

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

— George W. Bush

I'm not comparing Bush to Adolf Hitler - because George Bush, for one thing, is not as smart as Adolf Hitler.

— David Clennon

“Being a know-it-all isn't smart; it's a sign of closed-mindedness.”

— Stephen H. Segal

I would do anything to be super smart and be able to understand everything going on in every one of my classes.

— Anonymous

Where is it written that a smart woman can't also be stacked?

— Padma Lakshmi

Don't tell people you're smart; let them find out on their own.

— Jerry Reinsdorf

Being stupid doesn't really mean you're stupid, sometimes it's the key to live your life in a smart way.

— Riza Tumulak

I was a baby when I came into the world--otherwise I might have been smart enough to become a different person.

— Frank Wedekind

Sometimes I do smart things. Sometimes I do dumb things. Most of the time I don't do anything.

— Gorilla Rising Hintz

You can't just work hard enough in the NBA and be good. You have to work hard and smart.

— Jared Dudley

I like a good suspense thriller when it's smart and well done like 'Armed Response' is.

— Seth Rollins

If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.

— Chris Rock

“If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice for falling in love.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm smart--I just act like I don't know what you're talking about.

— Tahj Wilson

Roddy actually was in the business longer then I was and started sooner than I did, and Roddy was a smart guy.

— Paul Orndorff