I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.” — David Coleman Copy Share Image
They know how crazy you are, and still choose to be seen with you in public. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
In animation, there's silly things I get to do with my voice. I get to have a wider range, so my voice… — Virginia Madsen Copy Share Image
Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s. — Ben Elton Copy Share Image
Oh, I'd say I like a meal as much as anybody. But I find a certain kind of foodiness silly, gluttonous and… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
I clean out my house weekly. I just keep a lot of silly little things that are meaningful to me. — Cassie Scerbo Copy Share Image
For a certain kind of person, love begins from something tiny or silly. From something like that or it doesnt begin at… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I've always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
One of the things that is very silly - and I hear from educators all the time - is that schools essentially… — Ricardo Semler Copy Share Image
There are some bands for whom that works very well and it's no disrespect to them because I'm sure there's something honest… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
I don't say that I'm an atheist. I don't like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses we were coming up with. “Seriously,… — J.M. Richards Copy Share Image
I think there's nothing better than laughing in life, so that's nice, to be thought of as someone who can make someone… — Joan Cusack Copy Share Image
Most performers take themselves too seriously. They forget there is a difference between the characters they play on the screen or stage… — Grace Jones Copy Share Image
I'm childish and silly. Most people tease me because I'm a bit daft. — Harriet Walter Copy Share Image
Politicians can talk and talk and talk until they're silly, and they do nothing. — Carlos Beruff Copy Share Image
I won't squander my credibility, whatever that is, just for one silly song. — Rory Gallagher Copy Share Image
Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*. — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
