Dumb Quote by Michael Broughton

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

— Anonymous

My daughter tryed to call 911,i hit her so hard she dialed 919!!

— Madea

I can't remember my telephone number, but I know it was in the high numbers.

— John Maynard Keynes

I've got 911 on speed dial.

— Douglas Coupland

“In the form it asked who to contact in an emergency, so I put 911.”

— Neil Leckman

Secret 869119. When searching for a terrorist cell, try to remember the last place you used it.

— John Alejandro King

“How to contact in case of an emergency? I prefer 911 myself...”

— Neil Leckman

“On Wednesday, September 11, 2002 (9-11-02), the New York State Lottery winning number was 911.”

— Raymond Fowler

Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.

— Phil Robertson

When I was a kid, I did dial the 900 numbers out of curiosity, but I was such a goodie-two-shoes that I immediately hung…

— Ari Graynor

I have to have an emergency phone number in case anything happens

— Harry Winston

“911, what’s your emergency?”

— K. Webster