Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
By about a week before the big day, you will have received less than half of your invitation response cards. Panic sets in when it occurs to you that everyone invited will actually show up. You couldn't have made it… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it?… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
