How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That's so you can tell how your cat is going… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it?… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
