I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I argue with wife over what little pieces of real estate investments we should try to pay on and hold, and which… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The sales tax is the best and most equitable tax. The gasoline tax, which is nothing but a sales tax, has proven… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
