“Darch: (Sarcastically) So how do you shit in an outhouse? Harbin: (Flatly) Close the lid. Drop your gear. Open the lid. Shit. Wipe. Close the lid. Get your gear back on.” — Rolf Nelson Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
