Quote by Rolf Nelson

“Go take out the trash, Potty Mouth.' She laughed and headed into the kitchen. 'Pissed!' she shouted as she walked through the dining room.…

— Kody Keplinger

“I dig and plough at your command,' I replied, 'but you will not tell me how to shit.”

— Maria McCann

“Clean up the kitchen. Check Leave dishes in the sink. Check Pack up the tarp and equipment.”

— Cassie Page

“Darlin', I do some of my best work on my ass.”

— Robin Bielman

“I suppose we could use some rain,” and the Colonel looked up at the low clouds coming in fast and threatening, and then he…

— John Green

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“heads together. I tell the waiter, give us clean food, please. Please, don’t be doing any trash to the stuff we order. "In that…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I can shit anywhere, at any time. It’s one of my finer qualities. Some might say my finest.”

— Justin Halpern

“You can shit in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full faster. Or... you can just take my word…

— C.V. Hunt

“And while you're waiting, go get your whiskers wet and your dick licked. You're a fucking hero; you should take advantage of it." Gich…

— Anne Elizabeth

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“You sure you're not just trying to get into my pants?" I joked, but I was already trying to figure out what one wears…

— Cherie Colyer