My mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Oh, my mama was awesome. Very strict, overreligious, loved the Lord, loved rules. But she had to be that way because of… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.' — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. 'Oh, he left his black wife to go be… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I had one incident where my daughter said that a girl asked if she was a brown person. I said, 'We're black.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
