Sex Quotes · Page 45

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

— Bob Monkhouse

you can take this mouth this wound you want but you can't kiss and make it better.

— Daphne Gottlieb

I Guess I Met You For A Reason , Only Time Can Tell…

— J Cole

Sports is to war as pornography is to sex. We get to exercise some ancient, ancient drives.

— Jonathan Haidt

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

— Karl Kraus

Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp.

— David Nicholls

Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex.

— Anonymous

I burst the tyrant bands, which held my sex in awe.

— Deborah Sampson

Sex doesn't sell as well as we thought. If we would not sell the Van Gogh and Co., it would be a…

— Patrick Demarchelier

There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.

— Boy George

Its avowed purpose is to excite sexual desire, which, I should have thought, is unnecessary in the case of the young, inconvenient…

— Malcolm Muggeridge

Employers are not prohibited from practicing sex discrimination in hiring and promoting employees.

— Warren Farrell

Glorifying violence is terrible. Simulating sex is nothing - it's something so impersonal really.

— Bo Derek

The maddening thing is as actors of either sex, we get better as we get older, and so when you are 65,…

— Joanna Lumley

Our laboratory is a place that celebrates diversity and is totally open to all differences, not just sex but also age, ethnicity,…

— Fabiola Gianotti

“Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you…

— miranda kenneally

Cultivating individualism is the way to bring about true multiculturalism, because healthy individuals cannot be broken down into their component parts, their…

— Norah Vincent

“Keep Your Pants On Some people believe the myth that if you do NOT have sex by the third date the relationship…

— Pamela Cummins

Maybe it should be weird, simulating sex with your husband in front of people. But it's really not. When its a love…

— Anna Paquin

“What we are dealing with here is another version of the Lacanian ' il n'y a pas de rapport ...': if, for…

— Slavoj Žižek

“Fiction has been maligned for centuries as being "false," "untrue," yet good fiction provides more truth about the world, about life, and…

— Clark Zlotchew

“Join us. Play the game. It will bring you an untold number of rewards and you will finally have some direction and…

— Martin Hopkins

I'm afraid that, in this chapter we must talk about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the…

— Dave Barry

I had a great many sex and love cases where people were absolutely devastated when somebody with whom they were compulsively in…

— Albert Ellis

“I have no use for your body, for within its youth lies a rotten wench already deceased.”

— Keisha Keenleyside

If you aren't giving me great sex... Don't Be Mad When somebody else does!

— Cv Pillay

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

— Joan Rivers

Sex is the main way we exist on the planet. It's an essential part of life.

— Gilberto Hernandez Guerrero

Whatever your sex fantasy is with your partner, consider it normal.

— Harriet Lerner

“Sex addicts do not tell their partner what they actually do when away from the home.”

— Steven Magee

“By morning you won't remember his name and you won't want to forget mine." -Vinter”

— Lissa Matthews

You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.

— Cormac McCarthy

It's hard to always be reduced to the way you look or your sex appeal or what that is.

— Krysten Ritter

Sex can satisfy our body pleasure but it can never heal our broken heart.

— Chrisohmne Drasse

I don't want to be Christina Aguilera. I want to be Amy Lee, rock queen - not sex queen.

— Amy Lee

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.

— Jeff Ross

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

— Dashiell Hammett

“Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman.

— Dolly Parton

“...Next thing I know you've run off to Paris and thrown yourself under the nearest Frenchman-”

— Nicholls David