Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless . . . You're in a prison. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think a man's wordplay can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let good sex confuse your heart and make you think you're in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man tells you that he's fallen in love at first sight with you, just punch him. It's just another way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a failure as a woman. My men expect so much of me, because of the image they've made of me and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like, 'Wait, whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?… Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl so damn fine I am going to treat you like my homework I am going to slam you on this table… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like nowadays, relationships are so rushed, and that's why they end so quickly. People have sex too quick, also becoming… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talk dirty to me. Make me moan, turn me on. Shove me against the wall, kiss me repeatedly, touch my body. Curl… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin beiber: I wanna have sex with miley cyrus His dad: Why? Justin Beiber: I'm gonna do it really hard and see… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck me. sideways.in a chair. backwards.twice. from behind. on top. for hours. upside down. horizontally. standing up. in a bed.on the table.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe compassion to be one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the friction of two spiritual things, of tradition and invention, or of substance and symbol, from which the mind takes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn't supposed to be having it. And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Power is the engine of the world,and sex and money its oil and lubricants.God is at best the invocation before you start… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex ain't better than love. Sex is better if it's with the one you love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learned that love can grow without sex, and that sex does not always lead to love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We tried to make a movie that had sex and violence because we like sex and violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're man enough to knock her up...then, you better be man enough to support the child... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to find the person who discovered sex and see what he's working on now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex has become more and more attractive because of its condemnation by priests — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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