Music, Sleep, Sex, and video games are the most effective stress relievers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of herhead and make it come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men don't have higher sex drives than women. We just act like we don't always want it because withholding sex gives us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies They won't know what they're doing wrong unless you tell them. So either speak up or put up with bad sex — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems because a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman means by Unselfishness chiefly taking trouble for others; a man means not giving trouble to others...thus, while the woman thinks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eve talking to someone on her computer and having trouble with the language translator…"I have two like crimes. Your data and your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man and a woman are new to one another throughout a life-time, in the rhythm of marriage that matches the rhythm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You asked for a loving God: you have one... The consuming fire Himself, the Love that made the worlds, persistent as the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bronco, The - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, yougrab her tits as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every man, woman and child seeks equal justice, equal opportunities, equal dignity. Without discrimination, regardless of race, sex, religion, sexual preference or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would seem that Our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My body is a TEMPLE..Sooo I am going to wait for marriage. Then you can explore It. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight: I give birth, raise kids, work AND cook, and I'm the weaker sex? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
