I do like the way twitter marks all sex offenders with little blue ticks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like maths, subtract clothes add bed divied legs and pray you don't multiply :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you go black you will never go back once you go white you know its just right — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The passion between the sexes has appeared in every age to be so nearly the same, that it may always be considered,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight I would tell you but you won't believe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to control anybody's mind or anybody's heart - I just want to help free people from the concept of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The data don't lie: a Chicago street prostitute is more likely to have sex with a cop than to be arrested by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is a doorway to something so powerful and mystical, but movies usually depict it in a completely flat way. Being explicit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because in every relationship there comes a point when the damage is too much and no matter how good it once was,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finally a woman confesses! Confess what? What women never allowed themselves to confess. What men always criticized on them: they only obey… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When one is required to preside over the Church, and be entrusted with the care of so many souls, the whole female… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...we will arrange for 'religion' to become a small subdepartment of ordinary life; it will be quite safe - harmless, in fact… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In masturbation there is nothing but loss. There is no reciprocity. There is merely the spending away of a certain force, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The gods made our bodies as well as our souls, is it not so? They give us voices, so we might worship… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the past twenty years you and I have been fed all day long on good solid lies about sex — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im talking about u girl yes the one who teasing me with the clothes lol jk — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
