Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever you see, in an official lectionary, the command to omit two or three verses, you can normally be sure that they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math you add the bed subtract the cloths divide your legs and pray you wont multiply!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Treating a person as a means to an end, and an end moreover which in this case is pleasure, the maximization of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me tender, Love me sweet, Tie my hands, Then tie my feet, Fuck me hard, Then fuck me slow, Fuck me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Their violence (the jungle wars of the '70s), and all violence for that matter, reflects the neutral exploration of sensation that is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone goes around trying to find their soul mate, but no matter how hard they look, they can never find it. So… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of age, sex or religion, nationality or status.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The definition of love changes as you get older. When you are a teenager, you say I love you! just because you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's woman's spirit and mood a man has to stimulate in order to make sex interesting. The real lover is the man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know the reason The Beatles made it so big?...'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,lonely voyage,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who describe things as 'better than sex' are having the wrong kind of sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a girl is in love, she offers sex. When a guy wants sex, he offers love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl this is what men think if u f** 1 dude then ur good none your excellent and so on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex just complicates everything , it stresses love it causes jealousy and it beats curiosity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When she raises her eyelids, it's as if she were taking off all her clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
