Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making love is NOT the same as having sex. Please understand the difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody has a bit of freak in them, it just takes the right person to bring it out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait, just wait a little longer, 'cause maybe someday I will be ready, and when that day comes, we'll both be happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes saying that you dated somebody is just a polite way of saying we banged a couple of times. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one sex can govern alone. I believe that one of the reasons why civilization has failed so lamentably is that is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We would lie there in my bed. Do you remember all those nights we never slept? No clothes, sweaty doing all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A great deal of thought must be given to your daughter's marriage. Otherwise, she will simply slink off like a cat on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a DL man is out having sex with men, he's not debating whether or not he's gay or bisexual. He has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love sex! So why waste time? So why are you just standing there fully clothed? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knock Knock... Whos there? Ben hur Ben hur who? Ben hur over and give it to her doggy style — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the speed limit for sex? . . . 68, coz at 69 u have to turn around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having sex for money is illegal , unless its filmed and distributed ?... hmm — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making love begins from the outside in. Being in love begins from the inside out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX ITS YOUR FIRST TIME IT HURT BUT THEN ITS ALL PLEASURE BEYACH!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The drive to propagate our race has also propagated a lot of other things — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Legislation to apply the principle of equal pay for equal work without discrimination because of sex is a matter of simple justice — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share