In France, a woman may forget that she is neither young nor handsome; for the absence of these claims to attention does… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do we learn about sex, really? Surely not from our parents, schools, or Hollywood movies. Like most things, we probably learn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're just being cryptic again. It's like soap opera sex. Lots of boring dialogue and when they finally do go to bed,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop focusing on someone to lay down with, and focus on someone who will share some of the same dreams as you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you took away the sex, what else do you have with that person? If it's nothing, then you know where you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love. Words can express it good, feelings can express it better. Hard pounding motions express it best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best advice I could ever say to a younger person., Save yourself for marriage.. No boy is worth it., They talk smooth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A man knows what he likes, so sex with some men is like sex with a mind reader, someone who knows exactly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I was being picky, but I really didn’t think being able to spell orgasm without being spotted a vowel was asking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those weekends where all you do is have sex? Last night I was so sick of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't scream out someone else's name during sex...I was just thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Safe sex- if you're gonna make love with the person whom you love so much do it wearing the safest thing. .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl sleeps with you on the first date, she's probably not interested in seeing you again after. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vainglory, however, no matter how much medieval Christianity insisted it was a sin, is a motor of mankind, no more eradicable than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a big difference in having sex and making love. Anyone can have sex, but only lovers can make love!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Snow is like sex, you never know when you might get some, don't know how many inches you'll get, or how long… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This global recession has had a detrimental effect on my sex life. It's ages since I've been able to afford it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So you've just slept with him, given him your virginity, a man who doesn't love you. In fact, he has odd ideas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way youll get an applause every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is good, sex is fine, Doggystyle & 69, Just for fun or getting paid, Everyone loves getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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A boy friend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes. A girlfriend should make her boyfriend's cock hard, not his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
