Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls are like community colleges...Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite sex position? It's called the virgin. You stand there with your legs closed shut waiting for the right person to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ten thousand women marched through the streets shouting, 'We will not be dictated to,' and went off and became stenographers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giving English to an American is like giving sex to a child. He knows it's important but he doesn't know what to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No woman is ever too tired for sex. Sometimes, we'd just rather spend our energy on things that we actually get something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So sad that most of the guys nowadays give up so quickly on girls they like and choose those who will easily… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have someone that loves you...appreciate it because every since sex came easy, love became harder to find. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls always late guys very rarely, Guys always the bad guys girls very rarely, Girls hearts get scard guys very rarely, Guys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Conjoined twins simply may not need sex-romance partners as much as the rest of us do. Throughout time and space, they have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love can become devotion. Love is the first step; only then can devotion flower. But for us even love is a faraway… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had thought no girl could ever be satisfying enough to keep me from wanting someone else, something new and exotic every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let good sex confuse your heart and make you think that you're in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
