Sex Lots Quotes by Mil Millington

“She wants to paint the living room yellow. I have not the words.”

— Mil Millington

“No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless, dirty, dangerous,…

— Mil Millington

“Happiness has a high body count.”

— Mil Millington

“See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) «Those trousers make your backside look fat.» (b) «You're a repellently obese…

— Mil Millington

“There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone in my…

— Mil Millington

“Mostly, however, we've got it smooth and efficient now. We don't have to think. She says, 'What are you doing?', I peer at her…

— Mil Millington

“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.”

— Mil Millington

“The efficacy of an arbitrary personal attack is that it clears a path for the important issues.”

— Mil Millington

“The annoying thing about time is that it takes time...but no amount of it is enough when you are waiting to be sure. Time…

— Mil Millington

“Just think of Emily Bronte, for example: psychotically bookish - but was there ever a woman screaming out so loudly for a good f***ing?…

— Mil Millington

“my academic career was indifferent to the point of beauty- I was so unremarkable, in every way, that the unvarying precision of my mediocrity…

— Mil Millington

“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic…

— Mil Millington

“Zach was sitting in the passenger seat, seemingly calm and happy and content with his place in the world. The git.”

— Mil Millington