Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your sex life is important to you, you will find away. If not you'll find an excuse! — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
If a person has known only sex as life, he is stupid, he is an idiot. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm confident you'll ace your finals since you have no social or sex life to distract you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about… — Andrew Lias Copy Share Image
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
[On being asked, 'Did you ever say that an actress needs to be able to laugh and to cry and that when… — Glenda Jackson Copy Share Image
The nice clean intimacy which we now so admire between the sexes is sterilizing. It makes neuters. Later on, no deep, magical… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Criticism is decay in a relationship. The more you criticize your partner, the more it’s going to hurt your sex life in… — Alex Altman Copy Share Image
People have speculated about my sexuality for years and years. They are obviously interested in my sex life. Fine. Let them speculate.… — George Michael Copy Share Image
When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect… — Julio Iglesias Copy Share Image
If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She met his eyes and playing fair lost its appeal. “You are not going to forget me,” she said, her chin up.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
in the press, my sex life was something else again. I was Lady Bountiful of the Sheets. Some of the best fiction… — Doris Day Copy Share Image
Groundedness is the quality I always want to be there, even if Im playing a neurotic character, or a woman with a… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
“An introverted person obviously affected by her past. Lived alone, had no sex life, had difficulty getting close to people. Kept her… — Stieg Larsson Copy Share Image
Sometimes we are outright rude when we interact with people. We meet a gay guy or a couple living together, and we… — Judah Smith Copy Share Image
I was starting to become impotent through this diet and couldn't perform. How many people who are taking the little blue pill,… — Morgan Spurlock Copy Share Image
“They had a fabulous sex life. Drake was an attentive, tender lover who took his time in pleasing her. But every once… — Lisa Marie Rice Copy Share Image
“[She] knew there were women who worked successfully out of the home. They ran businesses, created empires and managed to raise happy,… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“[There is] a widespread approach to ideas which Objectivism repudiates altogether: agnosticism. I mean this term in a sense which applies to… — Leonard Peikoff Copy Share Image
“Take sex, for instance.' 'What do you want me to do with it?' 'Try to be serious for a moment. Take the… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. I guess he doesn’t want his grandmother to know that he’s living in sin with a woman he got… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I know about safe sex," Nathan said, interrupting Jack's thoughts. Jack swallowed. "That's good." He smiled at his son, vastly relieved that… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“That perked Jill up. “Maybe if the atmosphere’s romantic enough, you guys can—” “No, Jailbait.” I held up a hand. “Don’t go… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Lately, I'm thinking a lot about, in parenting and in my writing, how to create a language about sexism in a way… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
I hadn’t seen any novel make the statement that entering the workforce was like entering the grave. That from then on, nothing… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be. — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I just had to have the most mind-blowingly fantastic sex of my life with the one man in the world that I… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I don't want to judge anyone's sex life - but I worry that those are the only options we are giving to… — Christopher Rice Copy Share Image
“... all his faces were designed to express rage or loathing. Now that something had happened which really deserved a face, he… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
Yes, exercise is the catalyst. That's what makes everything happen: your digestion, your elimination, your sex life, your skin, hair, everything about… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
![“[On being asked, 'Did you ever say that an actress needs to be able to laugh and to cry and that when you need to laugh you think of your sex life and when you need to cry you think of your sex life?':] No.” quote by Glenda Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/632/glenda-jackson-10384_able_on-being-asked-did-you-ever-say-that-an_869257.jpg)
![“[She] knew there were women who worked successfully out of the home. They ran businesses, created empires and managed to raise happy, healthy, well-adjusted children who went on to graduate magna cum laude from Harvard or became world-renowned concert pianists. Possibly both. These women…” quote by Nora Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cbe/nora-roberts-128_business_she-knew-there-were-women-who-worked-suc_2038155.jpg)
![“[There is] a widespread approach to ideas which Objectivism repudiates altogether: agnosticism. I mean this term in a sense which applies to the question of God, but to many other issues also, such as extra-sensory perception or the claim that the stars influence man’s destiny. In regard to all…” quote by Leonard Peikoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f5f/leonard-peikoff-29375_agnosticism_there-is-a-widespread-approach-to-ideas_1251970.jpg)
![“Take sex, for instance.' 'What do you want me to do with it?' 'Try to be serious for a moment. Take the sex life of our father.' [...] Even after a couple of brandies he felt extremely reluctant to discuss sex and his father. 'It's something I'd rather not think about,' he said. 'We all come into…” quote by John Mortimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/280/john-mortimer-7362_immaculate-conceptio_take-sex-for-instance-what-do-you-want-m_4946.jpg)
