Well!' said Puddleglum, rubbing his hands. 'This is just what I needed. If these chaps don't teach me to take a serious… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The really authentic thing about humor is that anyone can pretend to be serious. Anyone who's ever had a job - in… — Billy Collins Copy Share Image
I love the idea of things being strict and things being uniform. That's the reason why I surround each collection with humor… — Thom Browne Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a good actress and a serious actress. I wasn't in the profession to, quote-unquote, meet the stars. — Carol Kane Copy Share Image
Using the language of heroism, calling Daniel Ellsberg a hero, and calling the other people who made great sacrifices heroes - even… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy and I love watching comedy... I'm more inclined to go watch a Seth Rogen film than a serious… — Phoebe Tonkin Copy Share Image
I'm very, very serious - I'm serious enough not to take myself too seriously. That means I can be completely wedded to… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Kids are growing up and they don't know the difference between fact and fiction. The line is getting blurry. I can handle… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Doodling serves as a means of keeping the hand or fingers limber, so that they are always ready for serious work. — Charles E. Burchfield Copy Share Image
....the globalization that characterizes today's economics goes beyond or eludes the sovereignty of individual states, and thus the power of their rulers.… — Patricio Aylwin Copy Share Image
Hard work opens doors and shows the world that you are serious about being one of those rare - and special -… — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
As an American, no one expected Donald Trump to ever be a serious candidate for President. I don't think he even expected… — Moby Copy Share Image
I've been reading everything from serious articles about track to Ryan Lochte's single life. — Michelle Beadle Copy Share Image
Computer hacking really results in financial losses and hassles. The objectives of terrorist groups are more serious. That is not to say… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
I think that money is devoted to serious journalism, with analysis, interestingly presented, by good writers can still sell newspapers. — Phillip Knightley Copy Share Image
I never outgrew my conversion to atheism at 13, but at various times was a serious cultural Jew. — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
Whether the teacher is authoritarian, undisciplined, competent, incompetent, serious, irresponsible, involved, a lover of people and of life, cold, angry with the… — Paulo Freire Copy Share Image
Most women file for bankruptcy in the aftermath of a serious medical problem, a job loss, or a family break up. It… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
When I see videos of me hitting the mitts or training back in the day, it was like a joke. But I… — Marlon Vera Copy Share Image
I have a hard time waking up. No alarm clock works! It sounds childish, but I seriously have my manager, my mom… — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
'Dat $tick' was the first song I tried to be serious on. Then I thought, Wow, what if I really did this… — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
The greatest wisdom is to make the enjoyment of the present the supreme object of life; because that is the only reality,… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
There is no question about the fact that we had very serious disagreements with my German, French, and Russian colleagues over the… — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Goethe died in 1832. As you know, Goethe was very active in science. In fact, he did some very good scientific work… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Those who place their affections at first on trifles for amusement, will find these trifles become at last their most serious concerns. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I remember having a friend overnight, and lots of giggling after the lights were out. And seemingly long silences followed by “Are… — Joe Brainard Copy Share Image
They’re like sharks. Circling. Cute, single guy, good job, nice car. It’s all they know about me.” His tone was light but… — Megan Hart Copy Share Image
It is impossible for the mind to remain undisturbed by thoughts, but anyone serious about the matter can certainly permit them entry… — John Cassian Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
There's nothing in the American dream about character. It's a serious flaw. — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
It's not that serious I never put that much thought into us It wasn't that I loved you I was curious — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
We live in a world with serious class complexes. It is one thing to be a college student with loan debts and… — Bell Hooks Copy Share Image
I think the serious things really are the things that make for happiness--people and things that are compatible, love.... So many people… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Let me ask you a question: If you never ate a balanced diet, what would happen to your body? You know the… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Nobody ever seems to want my advice about serious stuff. People will be like: 'Who made that sweater?' Or 'How did you… — Lauren Graham Copy Share Image
