What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Got to have a sense of humor about things and not take ourselves too seriously. — Layla Kayleigh Copy Share Image
Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it. — Lara Flynn Boyle Copy Share Image
A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Turns out that sometimes, faith and a sense of humor really can be all you need.” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality — Amber Tamblyn Copy Share Image
So let us all who pray ask for what most of them need badly, a sense of humor to lighten their way… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work… — Robert Lopez Copy Share Image
Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
It did not look like the work of God, but it might have represented the handicraft of a God with a joyous… — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
I like men who have goals, something that they are passionate about and work hard to achieve. A good sense of humor… — Ana Ivanovic Copy Share Image
I admired Stephen Daldry very much; I think he's a brilliant director, and also, I feel close to him because he has… — Max von Sydow Copy Share Image
I read the script and decide if a particular character looks fun to play. I look for complexity and a sense of… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
My dad has a very dry sense of humor and my mom has a more fun, silly sense of humor. My mom… — Katie Dippold Copy Share Image
I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny sense of humor, and… — Judy Garland Copy Share Image
“Josh said, “Well, a good sense of humor would be nice. And a willingness to, you know, try different things.” “So, what,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She doesn’t exactly know why kids don’t like her. She’s good-looking enough. She has a sense of humor. She’s not dumb. She… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“The most important quality in the man you decide to marry should be the ability to make you laugh. Beauty fades, careers… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“The problem starts at the secondary level, not with the originator or developer of the idea but with the people who are… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron wouldn't let… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's interesting, a lot of my friends and family thought that was the moment I kind of showed everyone my humor; the… — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
“All of our waste which we dumped on her and which she absorbed. And all of our beauty, which was hers first… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“It's probably wrong to believe there can be any limit to the horror which the human mind can experience. On the contrary,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“[High angel] Carter's fucked-up sense of humor in action.' [The angel] Lucinda flushed deep crimson. 'How can you use such language so… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Aware she’d likely never tasted such a thing before, she took a cautious sip. Nothing came up. “The straw’s defective.” Dev shot… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
You don't need to curse and shout at them, instead insult them with your intelligence and sense of humor! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I think what Stargate has going for it is a sense of humor about their science fiction. — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
I'd say Bill Bixby's character in 'Beantown' is Tom Brokaw with a heart and a sense of humor. — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
I think there's something about the Irish experience - that we had to have a sense of humor or die. — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
It's hard to disguise the love I feel inside every time you look in my eyes. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Who says I'm fat? :) I don't think so... it's just that- i'm not THIN..;p — Meow Opre Copy Share Image
In the 'Hurt Locker' there's a lot of me in there, a sense of humor, a man of few words and a… — Jeremy Renner Copy Share Image
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. — Max Irons Copy Share Image
Keep a sense of humor, that keeps you balanced, and you'll do quite well with it all, I'm sure. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
![“[High angel] Carter's fucked-up sense of humor in action.' [The angel] Lucinda flushed deep crimson. 'How can you use such language so carelessly? You sound like you're… like you're in a locker room!" I smoothed down my tank top. 'No way. I'd never wear this in a locker room.' 'Yeah, it isn't even…” quote by Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/047/richelle-mead-46_chp12_high-angel-carter-s-fucked-up-sense-of-h_524768.jpg)
