Sense of humor Quotes · Page 24

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

— Candace Bushnell

He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.

— Cassandra Clare

I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

— Bonnie McFarlane

If you are a small company taking on a big company, you need to have a sense of humor.

— Richard Branson

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

— Condoleezza Rice

Women dont want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.

— Bill Cosby

To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory!

— Anonymous

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.

— Kate DiCamillo

I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got,…

— Katy Perry

There's a certain type of character that you can't help but come in contact with growing up and living in Brooklyn and…

— Steve Buscemi

“A woman who has a sense of humor possesses no refuge from the merciless truth about herself. She cannot think herself misunderstood.…

— L.M. Montgomery

If you can appeal to another person's sense of humor, you can introduce ideas, thoughts, things that they may disagree with or…

— Rocky Carroll

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my…

— Lars Propst

Writing is not for me. I completely lose my sense of humor when I write. I become extremely pathetic, very sensational. Images…

— Marjane Satrapi

I don't feel that I'm strictly Danish; I don't feel that my sense of humor is strictly Danish or my human sensibility…

— Susanne Bier

I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be…

— Edy Ganem

“Some say God created the world out of loneliness. Others say the world was created because the Almighty loves stories. I believe…

— R. Mark Liebenow

The way I figured it, keeping quiet was safe. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less…

— Anonymous

My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,'…

— Howie Mandel

I don't think anything has changed about me but my priorities have changed. At one point I was living my life and…

— Anthony Green

People just relate to me. They know I'm a regular person brought up in a hardworking, poor family, that I've had all…

— Dolly Parton

“I am proud of who you were, David–that hurt person who refused to "die." And I'm more proud of who you've become–a…

— Dave Pelzer

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny.…

— Jon Lovitz

God...my self in the Bronx always says that God has a funny sense of humor. ..He has a way of treating things,…

— Malachi Martin

Erroll Garner is one of the few musicians I believe has a sense of humor in his music.

— Henry Mancini

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

— William Arthur Ward

It's our most underrated value, I think, as human beings is our sense of humor. It's how we choose our friends.

— Philip Rosenthal

What are your mess | If you love me | good sense of humor,| but I do not like jokes

— Mak_786

A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of…

— Si Robertson

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

— Criss Jami

Art Modell was a visionary, a deal-maker and a friend. And he possessed a marvelous sense of humor.

— Steve Tisch

I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of…

— Moby

You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything.

— Billy Eichner

I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor?

— Mayer Hawthorne

Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead.

— Roger Rabbit

My dad had a great sense of humor; he was a very funny guy and did know how to laugh.

— Mary L. Trump

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

— Lou Holtz

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.

— Mark Van Doren

With comedy, a lot of people develop their sense of humor as a defense mechanism.

— Judd Apatow

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

— Max Eastman