Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The experience in Iraq has taken away the essential trust which political leaders need before embarking on military action. It was meant… — Jacob Rees-Mogg Copy Share Image
“The Republican Roosevelt wanted to fight plutocrats as well as anarchists. Their plunder of oil, coal, minerals, and timber on federal lands… — Tim Weiner Copy Share Image
The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Rylann woke to the sound of her cell phone ringing. She sat up in bed, foggy-headed with sleep and disoriented by the… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“I wish that in order to secure his party’s nomination, a presidential candidate would be required to point at the sky and… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Okay, gang," I said, "according to blueprints, there's an elevator access panel on the east side of the building. We may get… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Being a Secret Service agent, I have an obligation not to disclose personal conversations and security details. But that doesn't prevent me… — Dan Bongino Copy Share Image
“e’ll be landing within an hour and a half, Mr. President.” The Secret Service agent was a heavy-set man of medium height,… — Stephen England Copy Share Image
The information that the Secret Service shared with the White House included hotel records and firsthand accounts - the same types of… — Carol D. Leonnig Copy Share Image
“In February 1957, Hoffa contacted a New York lawyer named John Cye Cheasty. Cheasty had been in the Navy and the Secret… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
If the secret service was smart about being secretive they would call themselves plumbers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't work the same way everywhere. The Americans are the most gullible, because they don't like to deny co-workers' requests. People… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's all really nice to have my pretend Secret Service people paying me respect, but the moment I walk in the door,… — Elizabeth Marvel Copy Share Image
Journalists must not be made accomplices by the secret service to solve its own problems. — Hubert Burda Copy Share Image
“The Jackal was perfectly aware that in 1963 General de Gaulle was not only the President of France; he was also the… — Frederick Forsyth Copy Share Image
“Obama!” the President said, shaking my hand. “Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
[President Bush should] quit hiding behind the Secret Service, come out and face the nation and explain his failure to protect the… — Peter Jennings Copy Share Image
Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image