You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
How do you think it would feel to be obliged to ask for a seat-belt extender on an airplane? For the unfashionably… — Barbara Grizzuti Harrison Copy Share Image
Pack the one bag. Unpack it, pack it, unpack it, pack it: passeport, ticket, book, taxi, airport, check-in, beer, announcement, stairs, airplane,… — Ryszard Kapuscinski Copy Share Image
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If there is a regulation that says you have to do something-whether it be putting in seat belts, catalytic converters, clean air… — Steven Chu Copy Share Image
We take our vitamins, we go to exercise class, we put on our seat belts. And then something blindsides us and gives… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I used to be a reasonably careless and adventurous person before I had children; now I am morbidly obsessed by seat-belts and… — Margaret Drabble Copy Share Image
Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
The step between prudence and paranoia is short and steep. Prudence wears a seat belt. Paranoia avoids cars. Prudence washes with soap.… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
People in general are not interested in paying extra for increased safety. At the beginning seat belts cost $200 and nobody bought them. — Gene Spafford Copy Share Image
In the end, the fate of children depends on our ability to use technology constructively and carefully. The connection of childrenand technology… — Kenneth Keniston Copy Share Image
Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma,… — Margaret Smith Copy Share Image
Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends,… — Dominic Cooper Copy Share Image
The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our… — Ernest K. Gann Copy Share Image
If someone does not have a missions heart at home, nothing magical happens when they buckle the seat belt on the airplane. — David Sills Copy Share Image
A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Book your life choices in advance the same way you would book flights, car rentals, hotels, and excursions. Figure out early on… — Veronique Vienne Copy Share Image
Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU!… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving. — John Lanchester Copy Share Image
