I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
Men think God is destroying them because he is tuning them. The violinist screws up the key till the tense cord sounds… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I do not appeal to you to screw up your courage and sacrifice for Christ. I appeal to you to renounce all… — John Piper Copy Share Image
Be willing to apologize. Proper apologies have three parts: 1) What I did was wrong. 2) I'm sorry that I hurt you.… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
we all have too many wheels, screws and valves to judge each other on first impressions or one or two pointers. I… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embarrassed. Love is really liking someone a whole lot and… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Now it's just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, 'What are you doing for… — Alan K. Simpson Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up when I play my own music. I also take voice… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
What does NOT work best for anyone, though, is being forced to keep a Windows partition around just to play video games.… — Ryan C. Gordon Copy Share Image
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow. — Ingrid Weir Copy Share Image
New Rule: Since our new national position on science is, "Screw it, we prefer witchcraft," let's not just retire the Space Shuttle… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Because they've either conveniently forgotten with time or they're trying to be supportive, most mothers won't tell you how hard pregnancy (and… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
I am a misanthrope and yet utterly benevolent, have more than one screw loose yet am a super-idealist who digests philosophy more… — Alfred Nobel Copy Share Image
The stigma of the prostitute is the badge of her identity. That is why the client goes to her. If he wanted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
The thing I like so much about short stories is that there isn't as much of an investment of time so I'm… — Charles de Lint Copy Share Image
Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to… — Sam Rayburn Copy Share Image
I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there. — Susan Powter Copy Share Image
What you just had is nothing compared to what I want to do to you. I want my head between your legs… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I don't want to analyze myself or anything, but I think, in fact I know this to be true, that I enter… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only… — Greg Egan Copy Share Image
Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!' — Amy Lee Copy Share Image
Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And yet, let… — Betty White Copy Share Image
When you screw up, you got to pay the price. Shoot up a supermarket, you go to jail. Ride a motorcycle without… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
