It’s worth noting that you can devote your life to community service and be a total schmuck. You can spend your life… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
My feeling is that the hero has now been defined by phrases like the odious one that we were all raised with… — Frank Miller Copy Share Image
It’s the downside of a family business: anything good is because I’m somebody’s son; otherwise, I’m a schmuck. — Edgar Bronfman, Jr Copy Share Image
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
Know your load. That's rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good… — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck. — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. — Michael Reagan Copy Share Image
I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
I don't care who wins because I go to sporting events to scream. It's the one place on the planet you can… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I've tried the female thing. I was in a movie called Dinner for Schmucks a couple of years ago with Steve Carell… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
It’s such a floating freak show. You get a bit older and you start to see what’s going on backstage in the… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
I know that it's probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
We always think we are right, and - search as I have - there is no evil under the sun that somebody… — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
