“I've tried the female thing. I was in a movie called Dinner for Schmucks a couple of years ago with Steve Carell and I created a female character for that movie. And after a few months of trying her out on the road it just didn't work. I mean, I can think like a terrorist, I can think like a white trash guy, I can even try and think like an African American, but I can't figure out how a woman.”
![“[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.” quote by Jeff Dunham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/511/jeff-dunham-6937_bios_in-my-bio-is-no-drunk-driving-there-s-no_366442.jpg)
