Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong. — Amit Verma Being fat Copy Share Image
Don't ignore me & then complain that I don't make an effort to talk to you — Amit Verma Being ignored Copy Share Image
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. — Amit Verma Dating Copy Share Image
Rape,Period,Abuse,Abortion,Pregnancy,Harassment,Breast cancer,Being cheated on ..Females go through a lot. — Amit Verma Breast cancer Copy Share Image
Kanye's baby was born yesterday right? peep this. 6/15/2013 6 1+5= 6 2+0+1+3 = 6 666! ð±ð Nigga what ð³ ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!! — Amit Verma Baby born Copy Share Image
No man is worth fighting over! If he was really yours you wouldn't have to fight over him! — Amit Verma Cheesy love Copy Share Image
Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
If you tell your friends you're pregnant & they say by who. The you're a hoe — Amit Verma Friendship Copy Share Image
Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you. — Amit Verma Arguments Copy Share Image
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest. — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
Don't love someone because you have sex with them. Have sex with someone because you love them... — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine,… — Amit Verma Eminem Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and I was in a coma ...… — Amit Verma Accident Copy Share Image
A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his… — Amit Verma Drinking Copy Share Image
I want a new life (start over) One without a cause (clean slate) So I'm coming home tonight (yeah) Well, no matter… — Amit Verma Children Copy Share Image
Women always say all men want is sex… That's a lie. We want head too. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
We are never getting back together is actually about taylor swift's legs. — Amit Verma Actually Copy Share Image
Baby, you're the reason I get up in the morning... LOL JK, I need to pee. — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image