Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I fear somebody saving my life. Because I would just not be able to, nor know how to THANK them enough. — Sophie Parkin Copy Share Image
If I can succeed in saving only a single soul I can be sure that my own will be saved. — Dominic Savio Copy Share Image
Those who are convinced they have a monopoly on The Truth always feel that they are only saving the world when they… — Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr Copy Share Image
Government machinery has been described as a marvelous labor saving device which enables ten men to do the work of one. — John Maynard Keynes Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
If you think about it now, it's kind of ridiculous. All these hot girls on Baywatch in tiny little red bathing suits… — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
Our economy is the result of millions of decisions we all make every day about producing, earning, saving, investing, and spending. — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
With real wages still falling for many, people are increasingly being forced to use their credit cards, their dwindling savings, or take… — Frances O'Grady Copy Share Image
The president has been a true friend of the ag industry, because he continues to invest large amounts of money at a… — Mike Johanns Copy Share Image
Let all Americans - let all lovers of liberty everywhere - join in the great and good work. If we do this,… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
This is where our obsession with going fast and saving time leads. To road rage, air rage, shopping rage, relationship rage, office… — Carl Honore Copy Share Image
Relationships shouldn't be disposable. If there's something worth saving - not always the case, some relationships are irreconcilable - but if there… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten… — Charles Morgan Copy Share Image
When you think of the costs of cancer care, one can imagine that drugs like checkpoint blockers or transfer of these T… — Laurie Glimcher Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Often I have found that the one thing that can save is the thing which appears most to threaten ... one has… — Laurens van der Post Copy Share Image
Thus, the question of how and when to start vagabonding is not really a question at all. Vagabonding starts now. Even if… — Rolf Potts Copy Share Image
Gandhiji would always offer full details of his plans and movements to the police, thereby saving them a great deal of trouble.… — Reginald Reynolds Copy Share Image
When it is impossible to stretch the very elastic threads of historical ratiocination any farther, when actions are clearly contrary to all… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The church latched on to that old doctrine of original sin like a dog to a stick, and before you knew it,… — Brian D. McLaren Copy Share Image
I report the assault on nature evidenced in coal mining that tears the tops off mountains and dumps them into rivers, sacrificing… — Bill Moyers Copy Share Image
There is a safe, nontoxic drug called naloxone that can instantly reverse opioid overdose and prevent most of these deaths. But the… — Maia Szalavitz Copy Share Image
Combating climate change is absolutely critical to the future of our company,Green Cooler customers, consumers-and our world. I believe all of us… — Indra Nooyi Copy Share Image
[Prudence] replaces [strength] by saving the man who has the misfortune of not possessing it from most occasions when it's needed. — Nicolas Chamfort Copy Share Image
There is something exciting about saving up for a special treat. Bring back the piggy bank! — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“This isn’t a story about how some guy finally saves me from myself. I’m my own hero here; I do the saving.” — Kerry Cohen Hoffman Copy Share Image
Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense that bailing out people who lost their life savings in Las… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
[Washington had won] a war for independence and then gone home. [He embodied] the legend of the Roman who returned to his… — Richard Brookhiser Copy Share Image
I was blessed with good genetics, but my essence is very happy and warm and I don’t take my job too seriously.… — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
There are some bad people on the rise; they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...hymns have been a powerful instrument of God to draw people closer to His Word and the saving riches therein. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Saving Edward Snowden from prison is one of WikiLeaks' achievements of which I am most proud. — Sarah Harrison Copy Share Image
India's saving rate will go up. India's investment rate will go up. And I believe that's a plus point. — Manmohan Singh Copy Share Image
That's right I never hold my tongue for saving face Even the mic feedback will humm "Amazing Grace" — Mac Lethal Copy Share Image
There's a lot of coaches who are just going to try to save themselves before saving you. — Ricky Rubio Copy Share Image
When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on. — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“What’s the point of saving money, or even your freedom, if you end up losing your soul?” — Nikki Sex Copy Share Image