Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
I am a bit sassy, with some sarcasm thrown into the mix, but stoic at the same time - and brash. — Mike Daniels Copy Share Image
“And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.” — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“You really need to work on intonation when you use sarcasm. That way people will know when you’re being an asshole.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“You're back where you swore yourself you wouldn't be The familiar shackles you can't tell from your own skin Your head's under… — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
“You're Professor Mills? The new one who teaches history?" As opposed to the old Professor Mills who preached overthrow of the government?” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
My uncle, Mr. Stephen Maple, had been at the same time the most successful and the least respectable of our family, so… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“He didn’t hold the door open, instead letting it fly back and knock me in the face. “Thanks,” I muttered, rubbing my… — A. Meredith Walters Copy Share Image
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the… — Nicolas Chamfort Copy Share Image
I think my parents are getting to think that my phone is my eye controller..if they take it away from me, I… — Syoung Copy Share Image
“Or maybe, just maybe, he'd got close enough to sense the melancholy that sits at the core of her, usually hidden deep… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
I’d better get going or Valek will be wondering where I am.” “Yes, by all means go. I noticed you and Valek… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“You raise an eyebrow at me speculatively. “Really?” you enquire your voice full of sarcasm. “Respect me how Jenna? By choosing not… — Felicity Brandon Copy Share Image
Life is a luck coin, once you're thrown into the pond..only you can make your worth the most by making it to… — Zacomh Copy Share Image
Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
La Zona is such a closed area, a dangerous, outlaw area. My time in the Zona was a time outside of society,… — Michael Glawogger Copy Share Image
“I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end.… — Kris D'Agostino Copy Share Image
“I need to ask, are you afraid of spiders?" Nicholas blinked, suddenly caught off guard, "Yes, I'm afraid of spiders." "Were you… — Stephen M. Irwin Copy Share Image
Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm. — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
“A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~” — Tanya Gambhir Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Each morning they came around, three brisk and serious men with efficient mouths and inefficient eyes...” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant. — George Ade Copy Share Image
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“Don't you know that I passionately dote on every chin on his face?” — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
“Marion: What is all this? What's going on? Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world.” — Rachel Pollack Copy Share Image
“Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one. — Arshile Gorky Copy Share Image
“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Our brains are being destroyed by the constant ability to have banter burbling away in our pockets. — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
