“Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
Sarcasm - Is a way of offending idiots so they couldn't even understand it!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he… — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
“Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated… — Kerry E. Wagner Copy Share Image
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm. — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but laugh. “Do you have some tough-guy persona I haven’t seen yet?” “Absolutely,” he said brightly. “I have a… — N.R. Walker Copy Share Image
“He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree… — Richmal Compton Copy Share Image
“Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness? Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there.” — Stefne Miller Copy Share Image
“Lucien claimed you would come,' Tamlin said by way of greeting, voice as flat and lifeless as his eyes, a hand still… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
About time," Christian said. "Lissa and Adrian get the market share on worrying about you, but they're not the only ones. And… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I once visited a place where they killed people by putting them in a chair. Not torture — that was common enough;… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit… — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
“Edna restored the toffee to the centre of her tongue and sucking pleasurably, resumed her typing of Naked Love by Armand Levine.… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I was the sibling that kind of kept it all on a level when life at home got tough. I did it… — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?' 'You got me,' she said. 'He left a detailed status… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“The progress of humanity is stalled by human hubris. AI’s progress, by their intelligent shortsightedness.” — F.C. Quiles Copy Share Image
Sometimes the things we say sarcastically, are what were really thinking deep down. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
People who are good at understanding sarcasm are also good at pointing out hidden agendas and lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. — John Green Copy Share Image
“ Egotist , n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.” — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
Is it seriously almost february, time sure flies when you're wasting your life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love is a temporary insanity that could last lifelong, if you don’t marry the person who caused it.” — Abhaidev Copy Share Image
