But I'll be fine. I'll be with Tod. He's a good guy, you know." He just hides it under all the sarcasm… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Love is like a glass door¦ sometimes you dont see it, and it smacks you right in your face. — Shruti Copy Share Image
You sarcasm everybody in front of your mirror, please stop being stupid in front of me. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
“Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“There are a few things that even sarcasm can't protect you from.” — Diana Peterfreund Copy Share Image
“Hhhmm. A sense of humor.” He cocked his head to the side. “That actually might annoy me.” She frowned, ignoring the teasing… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
I hate when people say, He's nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He's an asshole, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I realy love when immature people tell you to grow up, when you're being the bigger person by blocking them or ignoring… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How long have you been with Raphael?” “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.” “What can I say? I… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that… — Daya Kudari Copy Share Image
“Julio was willing to bet that Officer "I've Seen It All" Mac had never seen a horde of black-skinned demons wearing rags… — Brom Copy Share Image
“Naomi Misora, are you familiar with the murder investigation going in Los Angeles as we speak?" [...] "I am not so skilled… — NisiOisiN Copy Share Image
They didn’t have novels back then. (Tory) History says they didn’t have books, yet what’s this thing in my hand? It’s square,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Wes sat in a cracked vinyl booth picking at his fries and listening to Amanda go on and on about the dress… — Brandi Salazar Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I was just curious. I concentrated on my footsteps. Yeah, well, next time you think about stepping into rock concerts you… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight...I am asking that we look a… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
For some reason that only a sociologist might be able to accurately explain, the Brazilian Press was extremely unkind to me, reporting… — Astrud Gilberto Copy Share Image
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“You've heard of 'don't harsh my mellow'...when I get sarcastic, I like it so well, it's 'don't mellow my harsh'!” — Dayanara Ryelle Copy Share Image
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence.” — Garry Kasparov Copy Share Image
“He's being sarcastic. I hate when people are sarcastic. It's so cheap.” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like me, that's fine. It just means one less person I have to be nice to. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Someone tells me I’ve been touched by Jesus, I remember.” “Not Jesus,” he said in all seriousness. “The hand of God.” — Gretchen McNeil Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books. — Alec-Tweedie Copy Share Image
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