The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yeah, because you'll really be showing them, won't you. Talk about cutting up your wrists to spite your fate.” — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
“I could just hear my mom now, "You know those old candy cigarettes are bad for you. Next thing you know, you'll… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“What is your collective GPA for this year?” “Not as high as I'd like it to be.” Freud steepled his fingers in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting… — George Huang Copy Share Image
Too much love can kill you.. But what kind of love did you mean? By making love? That'll make you live and… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus! — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you've fooled me, what's behind that blur? Is it… — Persia Copy Share Image
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says haha good one and we laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt. — Nicolas Chamfort Copy Share Image
“What, everyone you know has been kidnapped by pirates and forced to chop octopus in a kitchen that smells like a whale's… — Claire Fayers Copy Share Image
“Arjuro made a scoffing sound. ‘You think Lumatere will invade because of you? Are you that important?’ Froi looked away. ‘Isaboe would… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“Yes", she said her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's exactly what I'm saying, in fact let's try sex again." She leaped to… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“Andrew just shrugged, and I fiddled with the napkin in my lap while glancing idly around the restaurant. The obligatory mirrors hung… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
“Lucille certainly picked a fine time to leave us, didn’t he? I just wish our only problem was four hungry children and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on to the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
This was why I was here. This was why I would take whatever reception waited for me when I got back. Because,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, you’re a regular sage. Shouldn’t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge… — Jacquelyn Frank Copy Share Image
“I don't want to be here when my latest work of accidental art is discovered.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. — Tyler Oakley Copy Share Image
Listening to a conversation & screaming all the funny things you'd say in your head... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
“That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.” — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
Girl: All boys are the same Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children. — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time. — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage. — Anne Bosworth Greene Copy Share Image
“Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
with a touch of sarcasm. “Glass is an amazing material. Versatile, — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when I have the feeling like I’m almost crying, it can turn into an almost-laughing feeling.” — R.J. Palacio Copy Share Image
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