Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
The human race is lucky I'm a nice girl, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Airyell Speaks Copy Share Image
Let's face it, it's not really an addiction until you've had to suck dick for it! — Fran Lupo Copy Share Image
“And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.” — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
“You should give up sarcasm. People could get the wrong idea about you.” — Michael Pryor Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
I am engaged in answering that Italian buffoon, Mazotti, whose views upon the larval development of the tropical termites have excited my… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Sam glanced at him. "Feeling sorry for yourself, are you? I suppose you're allowed. I mean, look at how bloody awful your… — Kady Cross Copy Share Image
“If I have been more backward in seeking her society, it is because I do not like her, and my acquaintance amongst… — Sarah Harriet Burney Copy Share Image
“I'm capable—" "Three hours after we met, you sold yourself into slavery and then died." Well, yes, it sounded bad when he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
It wasn't sarcasm." Graves blew out a cloud of acrid smoke. "It was pointing out a fallacy in your logic, babe." Anna's… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it… — Henri Frederic Amiel Copy Share Image
Early on I was a fan of Grandmaster Caz of the Cold Crush Brothers. I liked the way that he used a… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
“Billy tries to imagine the vast systems that support these athletes. They are among the best-cared for creatures in the history of… — Ben Fountain Copy Share Image
That's enough of that," Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Only instead of carrying me to my bed… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Sure,” I said, my tone neutral to the point of sarcasm. There was a pause. “You’re not going to leave it on,”… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Lucille certainly picked a fine time to leave us, didn’t he? I just wish our only problem was four hungry children and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Andrew just shrugged, and I fiddled with the napkin in my lap while glancing idly around the restaurant. The obligatory mirrors hung… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
This was why I was here. This was why I would take whatever reception waited for me when I got back. Because,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
When I anger people I'm like Wow , do I have that much power over you ? . — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasms gotten to a point where I dont even know if Im kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television. — Lewis Thomas Copy Share Image
When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“Knock him out, Paris!' 'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice. — Ludwig Borne Copy Share Image
I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods. — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable. — James Gray Copy Share Image
So is it wrong that I only accept people's request when they are loged off? Just in case there ugly..i can delete… — Syoung Copy Share Image
“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
