What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes Copy Share Image
Some days I do not have the strength to get out of bed, then I am reminded why I have to. Bills. — Michael Kilby Copy Share Image
“I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to… — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
“Wow, wounded by sarcasm at close range. The Brits sure fight dirty. Next it’ll be harsh language.” — Jane Harvey-Berrick Copy Share Image
Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free.. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
Pop quiz: Your kid is being eaten by a camel. Do you... 1) Save your kid. 2) Take a picture — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move.” — Stephanie Campbell Copy Share Image
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
“Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’ ‘Is he?’ ‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’ She gave the impression that… — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
“She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below… — Daniel Marks Copy Share Image
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In fact,' said Poirot, 'she stabbed him in the dark, not realising that he was dead already, but somehow deduced that he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now?… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I was aware of a lot of my friends being into things I wasn't into. Like sarcasm. It had never been a… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
He had never seen a woman doctor before, and his whole conservative soul rose up in revolt at the idea. He could… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here?" she asked as she slowed from a jog to a walk and placed her hands on her… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
If you want to know the Correct term for me, I'm a Dark-Hunter." Nick digested that word slowly. "Which means what? You… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first… — Ellen Gilchrist Copy Share Image
“Costin regained his serious tone but his eyes softened. "I won't force you into anything Sally. I know this is all different… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“I realize you're planning on fighting all the dragons single-handedly-" "I'm going to protect you from John, dammit. Show him that he… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Where is your false, your treacherous, and cursed wife?" "She's gone forrard to the Police Office," returns Mr Bucket. "You'll see her… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Saying to your friend, 'There's your best friend.' when you see someone that they hate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz Copy Share Image
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. — Wandini Copy Share Image
If you want to argue with me, BRING IT. I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if your being honest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Saturday Nights* Me: Online, eating, watching tv. Everyone else: Partying, getting high & drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it. — Prentice Mulford Copy Share Image
