Sarcasm is the only way I can avoid saying fuck off since in other places its considered rude and a big ass… — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
I'm a nice person... I swear. but once you step on my limit then a demon will slap your face — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are these amazing little seeds called compassion . You should grow some.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
“I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn't stop sending me these notification emails...how many times do I have to turn them off?” — Melanie Marchande Copy Share Image
I'm far too busy doing nothing to be bothered with the so called REAL world right now, but please leave a message… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape. — Mel Odom Copy Share Image
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your… — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
“I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?" "You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain. That's my sister, he said,… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I'm transferring Ian down to New Orleans to assist with this,” Arch said as he looked at both men. “I would send… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
“Nobody liked my plan. "You want us to split up?" Chase asked, his brow wrinkling in obvious bewilderment. Lake echoed the sentiment,… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Now, Mr. Antonio. I understand that there are people who are close to you who want me dead.” “No, mija. They don’t… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
“We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Please do not think that I am accusing socialists of insincerity or that I wish to hold them up to scorn either… — Joseph A. Schumpeter Copy Share Image
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer Copy Share Image
Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe. — GuyCode Copy Share Image
Guys insult eachother and don't really mean it, and girls compliment eachother and don't really mean it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game; Hide and Seek. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Who the hell calls at two in the morning?" "Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says. "Very funny,” — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies. -Haymitch Abernathy” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick Copy Share Image
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know politicians', Rosa said. 'They're sensitive as schoolgirls, and more vengeful.” — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
