Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres only so much sarcasm someone can do until its just being flat out mean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start … — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
I didn't slap anyone! I was just swinging my hand in the air and someone decided to block it with his cheek.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not… — Melissa Rivers Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Fine. Okay. I killed her. But I didn’t mean to. And I didn’t kill her, kill her.” “Oh, I see. As long… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“There’s a hell of a lot you haven’t shared.” “Oh, I’m sorry. Be sure to send out invites to the pot-meets-kettle show… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Satire must not be a kind of superfluous ill will, but ill will from a higher point of view. Ridiculous man, divine… — Paul Klee Copy Share Image
“What about you? What do you do?” I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“Why do you haunt me? You, like a tattoo on my tongue, like the bay leaf at the bottom of every pan.… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“It’s not complicated and it doesn’t compare to my problem, now give me a damn cookie I think I earned it,” Jill… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“Anyway, she thinks we're going to be all right. Like she says, a positive attitude is ninety-seven percent of the battle." This… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.' 'I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people — Avalon Copy Share Image
