Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe. — GuyCode Copy Share Image
Guys insult eachother and don't really mean it, and girls compliment eachother and don't really mean it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game; Hide and Seek. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies. -Haymitch Abernathy” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts… — Don Hertzfeldt Copy Share Image
So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster” — Shawn Durnin Copy Share Image
“You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know,” she mumbled. “You can’t even put your arm around me without tripping… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“As could the sarcasm in her voice. "yes, she's bleeding to death Lu upstairs, but i thought I'd avoid telling you right… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
We had and incident. I took care of it." "Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“What I really needed wasn't a dose of school spirit; it was a glass of water, an aspirin the size of my… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Ah, the ancient language of sarcasm. How it suits you." "Why thank you, petal. It is one of my many talents, and… — Elizabeth Morgan Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
“We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
I am suggesting that as we go through life, we 'accentuate the positive.' I am asking that we look a little deeper… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
“In 1803, President Jefferson oversaw the purchase of this land from the French for $15 million. It doesn't sound like much for… — Dave Gorman Copy Share Image
And then what? Said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Ms. Lane, I didn't mean to wrinkle your lovely blouse. May I press that… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. — Mahmoud Darwish Copy Share Image
“As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
