“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Who the hell calls at two in the morning?" "Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says. "Very funny,” — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer Copy Share Image
“Do you expect to learn anything at Shiz?” he asked. “I have already learned not to speak to strangers.” “Then I will… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
“Sascha nodded. "Want me to wait?" "Do I want my mate to wait in a deserted forest while a dangerous Psy fugitive… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on. Then I take them off and I realize I sound like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
You really don’t want to take that tone with me. (Varyk) Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Being nice to people you don't like isn't called being two-faced ; it's called Growing up . You should try it sometime.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You can't drive them around in the getaway van.' 'How about we don't call it the getaway van? People might get suspicious.'… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
I'm just gonna talk about being Nigerian-American. I'm gonna talk about being single. I'm gonna talk about what happened to me on… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
“How can she create with all your negative energy?" "Yeah, man. You're bringing us down." "This is about as low as it… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
Oh, dear me." Nathalie sank back down in the chair and examined her Uggs. "The sarcasm could've started dripping off her and… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
“It had formerly been my endeavor to study all sides of his character: to take the bad with the good; and from… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
“It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Yes—I think you’re correct,” he nodded as he returned. “It isn’t saying much, sergeant, but you’re not quite the fool you look.”… — J. Jefferson Farjeon Copy Share Image
“Alessa looked at Brennus giving him a smirk. “Brennus.” “Alessa.” “Still think that you are the God’s gift to all faeries?” “Still… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
