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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Can you enter a house uninvited?" "No." "Why?" "That would be rude.” — Abigail Gibbs Copy Share Image
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
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“I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world... ...I have tried to show how we mortals can attain… — Roger Kettle Copy Share Image
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What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“HIPPOCRATIC OATH, n. A promise that mainly pleases the prof: “I swear by Apollo Healer, by Asclepius, by Hygieia, by Panacea, and… — Jonas Koblin Copy Share Image
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Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan ?" I stared at him. "Yeah. I'm a regular reader of… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never… — Kelly Jones Copy Share Image
Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“The city of Leonia refashions itself every day: every morning the people wake between fresh sheets, wash with just-unwrapped cakes of soap,… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
I don't look at the world through a prism of sarcasm. Anything I do, I take things face on. I tell you… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
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