“Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery” — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "………… …fucking minecraft” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth, with sarcasm and a sense of being lost: Oh indeed! Indeed!” — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“There are these amazing little seeds called compassion . You should grow some.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Innocent tourists? You make me sound like the big bad wolf.” “And you’re not?” I questioned. “Only if you’re Red Riding Hood,”… — Alyssa Rose Ivy Copy Share Image
I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm… — Adam Rifkin Copy Share Image
Regardless of what amount of satire or sarcasm is heard in what I do, the reason it connects with people is because… — Ricky Reed Copy Share Image
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“Then allow me to repeat myself, your Grace.” He bowed slightly, letting his mildness carry the weight of his sarcasm. “No.” “Perhaps” — Rory Ni Coileain Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If then, Moses so distinctly announces that there is in us not only a faculty, but also a facility for keeping all… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The right of education of the female sex, as it is in a manner everywhere neglected, so it ought to be generally… — Hannah Woolley Copy Share Image
“She'd asked him what it was like to be in there, doing nothing but then being woken up to speak to somebody… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“Dear Producers, Something is radiating deep within me and it must be transmitted or I will implode and the world will suffer… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“I don't need a mate,” she muttered, staring up at the bright circle of the early autumn moon. “But can't you send… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Oh! I know what I wanted to tell you – you’ll never guess who Thomas is chasing after now…” Hmmm, never guess… — Melanie Cusick-Jones Copy Share Image
“I narrow my eyes at him. ‘Don’t try to take me on with sarcasm. I am the queen of it. I’ve studied… — Sarah Alderson Copy Share Image
