My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is like Jell-O. It’s always the right time and there’s always room.” — Susan Mallery Copy Share Image
It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.” — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You see why I married her, Mycroft? The exquisite juxtaposition of ladylike threads and backhanded compliments proved irresistible.” — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
“Only men who have crouched in the trenches under heavy machine gun fire, and then rose as one to charge the perceived… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“But nowhere in the file had anyone said, “Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction.”… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here?” All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. “Taxidermy?”… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Remember sarcasm is forbidden and sincerity the order of the day. You are country folks now, and it will do you good… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“Aphorisms should be peaks – and those who are addressed, tall and lofty. The air thin and pure, danger near, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Grudges don't simply disappear. And I know that no matter what people tell you to comfort you, it just sounds like sarcasm."… — Sahara Mizu Copy Share Image
“I imagine sarcasm to be a backward slanting font, each word leaning away from rather than into the next. These days it… — George Takei Copy Share Image
“No one is going to know about this, or should I be more explicit?" "Yes," she replied sharply. "I am brilliantly cunning… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“His long wait is almost done. I am sending Balon Swann to Sunspear, to deliver him the head of Gregor Clegane.” Ser… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Krzhizhanovsky wanted to perform imaginary experiments with the nature of time and space. Outside, in the streets, the Communist state was busy… — Adam Thirlwell Copy Share Image
My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat… — Lina Wertmuller Copy Share Image
“What - what - what are you doing?" he demanded. "I am almost six hundred years old," Magnus claimed, and Ragnor snorted,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted?" demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm. "Men have died for less than that, ancient one," E-Thas… — Edgar Rice Burroughs Copy Share Image
People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA… — Bassem Youssef Copy Share Image
“We came around the corner and stood in the doorway of what looked like a paint-testing ground. This was where we proved… — Sylvia Harney Copy Share Image
