“You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
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“If only there was enough space on this tiny card to evoke my unfettered joie de vivre for what you have done.… — Joshua Braff Copy Share Image
I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room… — Christine Teigen Copy Share Image
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There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“Truly," remarked Nandi as we entered a darkened tunnel, "it is amazing that you have not died yet, mistress." "Well, hang in… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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“Use sarcasm. This is a favourite weapon of mine ever since my PGCE (teacher training) days when, naturally, we were expressly forbidden… — Frank Chalk Copy Share Image
“Do I have to get diapers?” he asked. “Why, did Kade shit himself?” she laughed. Dylan huffed loudly. Eyebrows knitted together, “DO… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I shou'd not myself have thought [Cato] worth so much notice as I have here taken of him; but that the Men… — Lady Sophia Fermor Copy Share Image
“Can I ask who you are, sir?" "Yeah, I expect so," said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner… — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
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“August stared at her, aghast. "Did I know that kissing you would bring your soul to surface? That - THAT - would… — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it… — Bruce LaBruce Copy Share Image
My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
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