If I'm being sarcastic, please don't take offense. It's just my way of not punching you in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. — Mahmoud Darwish Copy Share Image
“As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“The best relationships are built on sarcasm and inappropriateness.” — Jason Hendeles Copy Share Image
Nixon is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree and then mount the stump to make a speech… — Adlai Stevenson Copy Share Image
“You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly overflowing with… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Would you like me to give you a lollipop and rub your tummy before I tell you how much that idea sucks?… — David Garcia Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.” — Marley Gibson Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed,… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
A careful blending of sarcasm, irony, and teasing, bickering has its own distinctive cadence and rhythm and is as difficult to master… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Varyk's deadly gaze turned brittle. 'You really don't want to take that tone with me.' Dev crossed his arms over his chest.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy… — John Boyne Copy Share Image
“His relationship with his wife was one of the strangest: they talked till late at night; Bull liked to hold the floor,… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
