If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know politicians', Rosa said. 'They're sensitive as schoolgirls, and more vengeful.” — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
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Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat. — Laura Pedersen Copy Share Image
What with the reviews of critics, the sarcasms of one's friends, the reproaches of one's own taste, there's precious little peace after… — Winifred Holtby Copy Share Image
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“Kishan stretched out his hand and touched and earring lightly. His rakish pirate about-to-make-off-with-your-woman-and-what-do-you-think-you're-gonna-do-about-it look melted away to a soft smile that… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
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“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled. “Well, that… — SLJ Shortt Copy Share Image
“What time is it?” “One o'clock.” I nearly spit out some soda. “In the afternoon?” “No. In the morning. Don't let that… — Glenn Bullion Copy Share Image
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved… — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“You don't have fangs." "I do." Why did it feel as if she'd just insulted his virility? "I don't think I would… — Brenda Huber Copy Share Image
“Mathilde returned and strolled past the drawing-room windows; she saw him busily engaged in describing to Madame de Fervaques the old ruined… — Stendhal Copy Share Image
“I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Vegard and Riston's job today was to guard and protect me. And considering that I was in a tower room in the… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“You his brother?' 'Yes, damn it!' I burst out. "And all I want is to get my hands on whoever did this… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
A guy was trying to get a girl's attention. He decided to ask her to help him with his homework. She agreed.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q. Why is it you remember everyting, especially after an argument. A. Because I pay attention, you should make the same effort.… — Cristine Shye Copy Share Image
The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
