If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter? — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
“Even better. We're going to be murdered in our beds by infidels.” — J. Anderson Coats Copy Share Image
“You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.” — Jules Barnard Copy Share Image
“You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog." COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED” — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back… — Sarah Orne Jewett Copy Share Image
What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all."… — Hazel Blackthorn Copy Share Image
“Humor and sarcasm: Humor and sarcasm are two very common ways to deflect, avoid, or simply deny feelings and thoughts.” — Shirley Impellizzeri Copy Share Image
“You were a well-respected agent, Michael, a rags-to-riches fairytale ending. Until you became disgraced. Now it appears your own organization wishes to… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“Fine. Okay. I killed her. But I didn’t mean to. And I didn’t kill her, kill her.” “Oh, I see. As long… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“There’s a hell of a lot you haven’t shared.” “Oh, I’m sorry. Be sure to send out invites to the pot-meets-kettle show… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
“She'd asked him what it was like to be in there, doing nothing but then being woken up to speak to somebody… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“Dear Producers, Something is radiating deep within me and it must be transmitted or I will implode and the world will suffer… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The right of education of the female sex, as it is in a manner everywhere neglected, so it ought to be generally… — Hannah Woolley Copy Share Image
“Oh! I know what I wanted to tell you – you’ll never guess who Thomas is chasing after now…” Hmmm, never guess… — Melanie Cusick-Jones Copy Share Image
“I don't need a mate,” she muttered, staring up at the bright circle of the early autumn moon. “But can't you send… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“How can she create with all your negative energy?" "Yeah, man. You're bringing us down." "This is about as low as it… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
