You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some intentionally injure others through mocking, sarcasm with no intent to help. Others are trying to help. — Sterling W Sill Copy Share Image
I'm a nice person... I swear. but once you step on my limit then a demon will slap your face — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
The subconscious doesn't distinguish sarcasm and jokes. It just accepts what it hears. That's the power of words. — India Arie Copy Share Image
What if the government built this thing? I doubt it. Why? Cause it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the only way I can avoid saying fuck off since in other places its considered rude and a big ass… — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start … — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
Would you like me to give you a lollipop and rub your tummy before I tell you how much that idea sucks?… — David Garcia Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.” — Marley Gibson Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
“You see why I married her, Mycroft? The exquisite juxtaposition of ladylike threads and backhanded compliments proved irresistible.” — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
“Only men who have crouched in the trenches under heavy machine gun fire, and then rose as one to charge the perceived… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...The best guess we have, is we are on some kind of space craft. As for why, we don’t know anything other… — a.b. shepherd Copy Share Image
“For the whole earth is the tomb of famous men; not only are they commemorated by columns and inscriptions in their own… — Thucydides Copy Share Image
“I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So what were your favorite subjects in school?" "School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“This is awesome," Tsunami said. "I'm so excited." "Going to see my very favorite dragon in all of Pyrrhia." "Are you being… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
“The speed felt tremendous. And the bottom of the ravine was treacherous. She ought to control her mount somehow - slow it;… — Stephen R. Donaldson Copy Share Image
how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“You know," Cecily said, "you really didn't have to throw that man through the window." "He wasn't a man," Gabriel said, scowling.… — cassandra clare Copy Share Image
