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Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
The human race is lucky I'm a nice girl, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Airyell Speaks Copy Share Image
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No, that dress doesn't make you seem fat...but your dependence on others' opinions definitely makes you seem shallow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
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There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
“Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what… — Panic at the Disco Copy Share Image
“Truly," remarked Nandi as we entered a darkened tunnel, "it is amazing that you have not died yet, mistress." "Well, hang in… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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Picture a place called the Karma Kafe and it'll save me the bother of describing it. There was nothing in it you… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
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Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice.… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
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