Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep… — SouL Copy Share Image
“This is my ‘I give a f*¢k’ rope… it’s frayed, faded, and hanging on by one sarcastic thread. Tug at your own… — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
No food for lazy men,uh huh! Well, in my country they own grocery stores — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
“Going beyond sarcasm straight to out-and-out insult is delicious, like wriggling out of a pair of Spanx.” — Sarah Bird Copy Share Image
“And fetch some straw. We’ll put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldn’t sleep soft tonight.” “Straw. I love… — Joanna Bourne Copy Share Image
“Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’ ‘Is he?’ ‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’ She gave the impression that… — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
“I am Captain Dakkan. I am in charge of this facility." "Captain Dakkan," Ryan repeated. "It's good to meet you. I've heard...… — William L. Lavell Copy Share Image
You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was… — Tana French Copy Share Image
From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen; and, as you can raise me no higher… — Anne Boleyn Copy Share Image
I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In fact,' said Poirot, 'she stabbed him in the dark, not realising that he was dead already, but somehow deduced that he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Buy Fable! the book that rejuvenates your soul! makes your belly belly-laugh! turns your cares to dust!...likewise your moods, woes an wounds!...turns… — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“And your neihjbour is sitting next door weeping as she watches her child facing a crowd of Palestiniankids armed with rocks which… — Linda Grant Copy Share Image
“All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Sophie coughed, and Oliver felt his cheeks becoming warm. “Don’t be an ass, Andrew.” “That’s a little bit difficult to accomplish, y’know?”… — Zeinab Alayan Copy Share Image
“Desjani pulled out a ration bar. 'Hungry?' she asked Geary. 'I had something earlier. Is that a Yanika Babiya?' 'No. It’s .… — Jack Campbell Copy Share Image
“I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said: "I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
