If you want to argue with me, BRING IT. I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically. — Steven Gould Copy Share Image
I'm going to eat something I found on the ground ... and when I do, I'm going to say Yum Yum! — Higher Grounds Copy Share Image
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Hey,you might be able to take away my magical powers, but the power of sarcasm was still at my disposal.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
You would have to be born with a gene that doesn't allow you to recognize sarcasm if you take anything I say… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
“There’s been a lot written on the topic of minimalism. But I still believe in it.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
I was aware of a lot of my friends being into things I wasn't into. Like sarcasm. It had never been a… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
“Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night." "And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically.” — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection. — Frank Moore Colby Copy Share Image
“Are you really left-handed?” Mr. Marshall asked. “No. I’ve just been pretending to use my left hand my entire life because I… — Courtney Milan - The Suffragette Scandal Copy Share Image
“That was Hunter,' said Quinn as his father's footsteps faded away. 'I figured. Since he said to call him Hunter and everything.” — Jennifer Sturman Copy Share Image
“When she saw me, my mother stood up and started to come toward me, but then stopped. I think maybe Cat Poop… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Don't you have class today? (Kyrian) Boy, I'm a backwoods Cajun, I ain't never got no class, cher. (Nick) (He cleared his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Yes—I think you’re correct,” he nodded as he returned. “It isn’t saying much, sergeant, but you’re not quite the fool you look.”… — J. Jefferson Farjeon Copy Share Image
“What I really needed wasn't a dose of school spirit; it was a glass of water, an aspirin the size of my… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Ah, the ancient language of sarcasm. How it suits you." "Why thank you, petal. It is one of my many talents, and… — Elizabeth Morgan Copy Share Image
“Alessa looked at Brennus giving him a smirk. “Brennus.” “Alessa.” “Still think that you are the God’s gift to all faeries?” “Still… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
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