Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat. — Laura Pedersen Copy Share Image
“Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery” — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
don't be angry with the gentleman for thinking, whatever be the cause, for I assure you he makes no common practice of… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning? — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking. "More or less," Arriane said” — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone… — SouL Copy Share Image
Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives. — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
“You want me to spy on a National Colour operative?' 'Wow,' she said, 'you got it. I thought I was going to… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the… — Vissarion Belinsky Copy Share Image
“No zek had the right to stay one second in his workroom without the supervision of a free employee because prudence dictated… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
“Sooner or later, you will discover which kind of father you are, and at that moment you will, with perfect horror, recognize… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed. “What did you get it for?” “Chemistry class.” “What’s… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
“Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Felicity and Ann hunched over their ornaments as if they were fascinating… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile,… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“..each ministry has an allocation of money to spend on projects agreed to by the government. Every Secretary of State is acutely… — Jeffrey Archer Copy Share Image
“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“No one referred to Fearghus the Destroyer as the life of anyone’s party.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth, with sarcasm and a sense of being lost: Oh indeed! Indeed!” — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "………… …fucking minecraft” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
I think you and I got off on the wrong foot, I' tell you what: take your best shot, and we'll call… — KE-PA Copy Share Image
Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if you're being honest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ.” — Sean Feucht Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
