It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
You would have to be born with a gene that doesn't allow you to recognize sarcasm if you take anything I say… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
“There’s been a lot written on the topic of minimalism. But I still believe in it.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically. — Steven Gould Copy Share Image
I'm going to eat something I found on the ground ... and when I do, I'm going to say Yum Yum! — Higher Grounds Copy Share Image
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Hey,you might be able to take away my magical powers, but the power of sarcasm was still at my disposal.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“You must be a blast on long car rides.” “Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“What? Really? And I thought I was just emotionally withdrawn.” She pulled her feet up, hugging her knees. “I’m also incapable going… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“I am Captain Dakkan. I am in charge of this facility." "Captain Dakkan," Ryan repeated. "It's good to meet you. I've heard...… — William L. Lavell Copy Share Image
“Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was… — Tana French Copy Share Image
You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen; and, as you can raise me no higher… — Anne Boleyn Copy Share Image
“And fetch some straw. We’ll put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldn’t sleep soft tonight.” “Straw. I love… — Joanna Bourne Copy Share Image
“Dearest love, let me count the ways. Dismemberment, garroted, poisoned, drowned, named. I read that as soon as a species is named… — Lindsay Hunter Copy Share Image
“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through… — Melanie Kay Taylor Copy Share Image
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“The bourbon goes into the recipe, Miss Connor, not into you,” he’d said from directly behind me. He had a way of… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial… — Heather Chapple Copy Share Image
“Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or… — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
And yet the motives of women are so inscrutable. You remember the woman at Margate whom I suspected for the same reason.… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with… — Mike Vogel Copy Share Image
“Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative. Sarcasm is a brain stimulant — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Who the hell is that?! Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth just like stupid falls from yours — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
“How Gloomy it is, to pause, to cease and to rust unburn, to get used and be indistinct. Like to live is… — Abhijit Tripathi Copy Share Image
When the Wise man points at the moon... the idiot looks at the finger... — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Do you ever just look at someone and think Wow, let me take off your pants. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
