Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
“The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor” — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
“When you succumb to cynicism, darkness, pessimism and sarcasm you are amplifying imbalance and negativity.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side. — Ludwig Borne Copy Share Image
“Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don't you two just jump off.” — Sitta Karina Copy Share Image
“Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the… — Mora Early Copy Share Image
“Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night." "And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically.” — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection. — Frank Moore Colby Copy Share Image
“He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants [...], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much… — David Baldacci Copy Share Image
“That was Hunter,' said Quinn as his father's footsteps faded away. 'I figured. Since he said to call him Hunter and everything.” — Jennifer Sturman Copy Share Image
“Are you really left-handed?” Mr. Marshall asked. “No. I’ve just been pretending to use my left hand my entire life because I… — Courtney Milan - The Suffragette Scandal Copy Share Image
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“You’ve missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you’ve missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Life is a luck coin, once you're thrown into the pond..only you can make your worth the most by making it to… — Zacomh Copy Share Image
“You raise an eyebrow at me speculatively. “Really?” you enquire your voice full of sarcasm. “Respect me how Jenna? By choosing not… — Felicity Brandon Copy Share Image
La Zona is such a closed area, a dangerous, outlaw area. My time in the Zona was a time outside of society,… — Michael Glawogger Copy Share Image
“I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end.… — Kris D'Agostino Copy Share Image
“I need to ask, are you afraid of spiders?" Nicholas blinked, suddenly caught off guard, "Yes, I'm afraid of spiders." "Were you… — Stephen M. Irwin Copy Share Image
Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
“This is fantastically squalid," said Milo. "We may never get out of here alive.” — R.J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm. --Havana Red” — Leonardo Padura Copy Share Image
No food for lazy men,uh huh! Well, in my country they own grocery stores — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep… — SouL Copy Share Image
“This is my ‘I give a f*¢k’ rope… it’s frayed, faded, and hanging on by one sarcastic thread. Tug at your own… — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
“Well, it just figures," Younger told him, like a man explaining his religion.” — Richard Stark Copy Share Image
“Going beyond sarcasm straight to out-and-out insult is delicious, like wriggling out of a pair of Spanx.” — Sarah Bird Copy Share Image
“The problem is that irony and sarcasm don’t translate well online. They have the potential to backfire.” — Mike Alvear Copy Share Image
“You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
No, that dress doesn't make you seem fat...but your dependence on others' opinions definitely makes you seem shallow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher” — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
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