The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Physics would have been much easier if... Tree had fallen on newton's head instead of the apple — LyLe Copy Share Image
Giovanna Plowman, the girl who ate her own tampon, is in a relationship and you are single... Just let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
“No need to be sarcastic, Codex. I think that's sincere, actually. Wow.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I think whoever started the 'Good morning' thing was just being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
“ “Your Tim is so unmistakably a healthy extravert type. Mens stulta in corpore sano, and all that.” “Exactly,” she agreed.” — John Wyndham Copy Share Image
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“don't play role in Drama that i well know about the content of script. i can count your steps after this. don't… — ikke achmad Copy Share Image
“Everything funny in a not-funny-at-all kind of way. Sarcasm as something you practiced like karate. Later concealing your mute fury when nobody… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you a joke,… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is… — Andrea Fay Friedman Copy Share Image
“I could do without your sarcasm. (Kat) And I could do without your bleeding heart. (Xypher) Just remember, my bleeding heart is… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Princess. This is surprising. To what do I owe the pleasure?” “I need your help.” He chuckles. “Oh how the mighty have… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Lost in thought, it took her several moments to realize that Jace had been saying something to her. When she blinked at… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Hal frowned. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" "Uh, live in a tropical paradise for a week and sip fruity… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
Friend: I say tomato you say … Me:FUCK YOU FRIEND : You were suppose to say tamota lets try it again .… — MEE Copy Share Image
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are insulted for your sarcasm, that means you hit the target you killed the person you mocked on. — Ilkin Santak Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.” — Tracy Guzeman Copy Share Image
“I’m just allergic to cheating trollops – it makes me break out in sarcasm.” — Jane Harvey-Berrick Copy Share Image
“If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.” — Meghan Apriceno Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me… — Blondie Copy Share Image
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
