“He did not joke, as the newspapers dared report, for sarcasm is bitter and conceals ferments of despair.” — Jean Genet Copy Share Image
“I can give you two words," I tell him. "The second is off. Can you guess the first?” — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
“Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. [points to self]” — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
“A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You do realize that I'm a sarcastic being and half of my texts aren't really what they seem, right? Oh, no? Sweet. — Taissa Farmiga Copy Share Image
As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people… — John Knowles Copy Share Image
Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I do.” He was clearly amused by my disdain. “We have only been speaking for two minutes, Paige. Try not to waste… — Samantha Shannon Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when your lying in bed with your eyes closed and someone says your name and you say what… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
“Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?" "Yes, I met… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin. Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“What do you do when you’re in a room of vampires and the most dangerous one tells you that you know too… — Tijan Copy Share Image
“What am I doing here? The Southern Star has vanished, a Cataclyst is calling the moon out of time at the mythical… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on to the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I’d better get going or Valek will be wondering where I am.” “Yes, by all means go. I noticed you and Valek… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, you’re a regular sage. Shouldn’t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge… — Jacquelyn Frank Copy Share Image
“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery… — Dmitri Shostakovich Copy Share Image
“The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“That's sarcasm! You can't talk to me like that! You're just a servant!" "That's right. And so are you.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?” — Mercy Celeste Copy Share Image
“Don't put all your money on fairness. It scarcely has any lobbyists.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY OF TELLING YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU BITCH! — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ Copy Share Image
“What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“ 'Are you capable of constructing sentences without the use of sarcasm? Occasionally ” — Ashlee Nicole Bye Copy Share Image
I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever. — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
Sarcasm strengthens the mind, it also has the ability to improve a person's I.Q. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang. — Hortense Powdermaker Copy Share Image
As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
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