“Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.” — itsWillyFerrell Copy Share Image
If you're the only one who knows you're being sarcastic, it's not sarcasm, it's masturbation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
“I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS” — Ashish Ranjan Copy Share Image
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
I hate when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well, bitches like you killed it. — Airyell Speaks Copy Share Image
One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that’s what they do when I’m not around.” — Alex Owens Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought… — K. Syrah Copy Share Image
“I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to… — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as… — Michael Hogan Copy Share Image
“Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked. "Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a… — Frankie Rose Copy Share Image
That's enough of that," Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Only instead of carrying me to my bed… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Sure,” I said, my tone neutral to the point of sarcasm. There was a pause. “You’re not going to leave it on,”… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Early on I was a fan of Grandmaster Caz of the Cold Crush Brothers. I liked the way that he used a… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
“Billy tries to imagine the vast systems that support these athletes. They are among the best-cared for creatures in the history of… — Ben Fountain Copy Share Image
“Naomi Misora, are you familiar with the murder investigation going in Los Angeles as we speak?" [...] "I am not so skilled… — NisiOisiN Copy Share Image
They didn’t have novels back then. (Tory) History says they didn’t have books, yet what’s this thing in my hand? It’s square,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I recognize all forms of sarcasm. I'm related to several deft practitioners.” — Connie Suttle Copy Share Image
The world's happiest couples never have the same nature. They just have the best understanding of their differences! — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is being sarcastic to you then you should reply in full of sarcasm. period. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
“REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A relationship is meant for two persons only. Unfortunately some bitches don't know how to count — Avalon Copy Share Image
There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay. — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
No I'm not a smart ass..I'm a skilled,trained,professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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