“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Sarcasm - Is a way of offending idiots so they couldn't even understand it!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The progress of humanity is stalled by human hubris. AI’s progress, by their intelligent shortsightedness.” — F.C. Quiles Copy Share Image
Sometimes the things we say sarcastically, are what were really thinking deep down. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." He blinked. "There is a fine line between… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
We're not big on irony in Jamaica, sarcasm and double-talk. We tend to say things plainly, sometimes to the point of boredom. — Marlon James Copy Share Image
It is said that truth comes from the mouths of fools and children: I wish every good mind which feels an inclination… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“The cops got out of the car and came straight towards me. My first thought was, How hypocritical… They head straight for… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“I don’t like to think of my hips as a nuisance, but more of an asset. I mean, if this were, like… — Julie Murphy Copy Share Image
“Why should repeat 2-3 for the same question. Let tongue and brain connect before talking. I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest !” — ikke achmad Copy Share Image
“Oh, for the love of God. There is no agent more agent than you. I swear you have pin-striped ties encrypted into… — Lisa Gardner Copy Share Image
“Julio was willing to bet that Officer "I've Seen It All" Mac had never seen a horde of black-skinned demons wearing rags… — Brom Copy Share Image
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Wes sat in a cracked vinyl booth picking at his fries and listening to Amanda go on and on about the dress… — Brandi Salazar Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I was just curious. I concentrated on my footsteps. Yeah, well, next time you think about stepping into rock concerts you… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Lucien claimed you would come,' Tamlin said by way of greeting, voice as flat and lifeless as his eyes, a hand still… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight...I am asking that we look a… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
For some reason that only a sociologist might be able to accurately explain, the Brazilian Press was extremely unkind to me, reporting… — Astrud Gilberto Copy Share Image
Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
People who are good at understanding sarcasm are also good at pointing out hidden agendas and lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. — John Green Copy Share Image
“ Egotist , n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.” — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like me, that's fine. It just means one less person I have to be nice to. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Someone tells me I’ve been touched by Jesus, I remember.” “Not Jesus,” he said in all seriousness. “The hand of God.” — Gretchen McNeil Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence.” — Garry Kasparov Copy Share Image
