I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. — Tyler Oakley Copy Share Image
“I don't want to be here when my latest work of accidental art is discovered.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I hate when people say, He's nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He's an asshole, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I realy love when immature people tell you to grow up, when you're being the bigger person by blocking them or ignoring… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How long have you been with Raphael?” “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.” “What can I say? I… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that… — Daya Kudari Copy Share Image
At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he… — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
“Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated… — Kerry E. Wagner Copy Share Image
Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm. — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but laugh. “Do you have some tough-guy persona I haven’t seen yet?” “Absolutely,” he said brightly. “I have a… — N.R. Walker Copy Share Image
“No zek had the right to stay one second in his workroom without the supervision of a free employee because prudence dictated… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
“We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Felicity and Ann hunched over their ornaments as if they were fascinating… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile,… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed. “What did you get it for?” “Chemistry class.” “What’s… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel;… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“There are some however more condescending, and gracious enough to confess, that many Women have wit and conduct; but yet they are… — Lady Sophia Fermor Copy Share Image
Listening to a conversation & screaming all the funny things you'd say in your head... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
“That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.” — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
Girl: All boys are the same Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“I’m just allergic to cheating trollops – it makes me break out in sarcasm.” — Jane Harvey-Berrick Copy Share Image
“If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.” — Meghan Apriceno Copy Share Image
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me… — Blondie Copy Share Image
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
