“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...” — Sarah Tregay Copy Share Image
It's funny how people never notice your good deeds, instead they notice your mistakes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
Is it seriously almost february, time sure flies when you're wasting your life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.” — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
“Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
When you're writing about cops from the perspective of cops, that level of sarcasm about their job and how they treat people… — Cheo Hodari Coker Copy Share Image
“So the I.F. is spying on Earth." "Just as a mother spies on her children at play in the yard." "Good to… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
The best way to measure the loss of intellectual sophistication - this "nerdification," to put it bluntly - is in the growing… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
“Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator's sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“[about a hat] You can put it on and say, "Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How… — Alice LeGrow Copy Share Image
“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo, so scary . Oh, please, please, save me… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“China has entered an “Age of Sarcasm.” Anywhere outside of state-sponsored parties, entertainment shows, or the comedies and skits on television, China’s… — Xiaobo Liu Copy Share Image
“I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The inextinguishable lesbian spark. You've surely heard about it? The one that was first ignited at Lesbos, because Sappho was so sad… — Gerd Brantenberg Copy Share Image
“I wanted to say, with as much sarcasm as I could put into my voice, "Sir, your poem is both original and… — Helon Habila Copy Share Image
“That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first… — Ellen Gilchrist Copy Share Image
“Costin regained his serious tone but his eyes softened. "I won't force you into anything Sally. I know this is all different… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled. He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm.” — Scott Tracey Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people dont know how to play chess — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“He did not joke, as the newspapers dared report, for sarcasm is bitter and conceals ferments of despair.” — Jean Genet Copy Share Image
“I can give you two words," I tell him. "The second is off. Can you guess the first?” — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
“Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. [points to self]” — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
You do realize that I'm a sarcastic being and half of my texts aren't really what they seem, right? Oh, no? Sweet. — Taissa Farmiga Copy Share Image
“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't put all your money on fairness. It scarcely has any lobbyists.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“That's sarcasm! You can't talk to me like that! You're just a servant!" "That's right. And so are you.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?” — Mercy Celeste Copy Share Image
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